La Flor Dominicana Liquidation Sale!

[ggiese]

You think Mooch paid for that cigar? YOU ARE AN IDIOT!

Moochie the Clown's "Mooch Across America" blog

[basil]

GG - d'ya think you could take a time out from torching puro to check your PMs?

[RealPurobrat]

Cute Pic George! You don't bother me man. As for the scumbag list..If accepting gifts from a bunch of great guys who felt sorry for my useless ass is being a scumbag, then by all means, put me on it. I still plan to pay all those guys back some day. Hell who knows, maybe when they need it most. Are you a great guy? Well, doing what you think is best for the community as a whole puts you up there with them anyway, regardless of how you do it.

Nobody needs to be protected from me anymore, I am not needy, I am not asking for, nor accepting anything. I just want to talk about cigars. Besides, there are a lot of good guys on that Scumbag List. Maybe they deserved to be there at some point, who the hell knows. Maybe I do too.

But you are OK in my book (not that it matters to you, but there it is). I guess, due to the "slimeball ass" part, you must have missed the "when I get there we can settle this over a couple smokes, and some Brewskies, My Treat." part. But you know, I had two beers in me when I posted that. I have the whole damn 6 pack in me now and I am feeling pretty good. (typing ain't bad for a 6 pack done either, I think) and I would give anything to sit down with you, Lee, John, Bill and all the rest and enjoy some smokes and let you find out who and what I really am. I am pretty sure you would like me on the other side of this screen, all the people I know in real life do.

I was a Mooch, I really didn't mean to be a mooch but I certainly enjoyed the packages. I shared some and smoked the rest. I did feel bad accepting the charity, but would have felt worse refusing a gift from a well meaning BOTL. And there will come a day when all that kindness will be repaid. I feel it, unless I die first.

I got no beef with you George. If memory serves me (and I am a bit tipsy so I could be off) you are a peace officer of some sort? Anyway, I hold you in high regard. I am sorry you can't know the real me, but that's ok. If you ever get to my neck of Texas, look me up, I will show you the best Texas Hospitality I can, and we can be friends, I just know we can.

One last thing...I don't think you are a "Slimeball", maybe an Ass, but then I wouldn't hold that against anyone, I can be one of those too. I am sorry for calling you a Slimeball (what the hell ever a slimeball actually is?).

[Hugh Jorgan]

When is Hex going to move this into the Politics forum?

[ggiese]

When is Hex going to move this into the Politics forum?

PLEASE!!!!!!

[Hugh Jorgan]

Hex,

Please move this thread to the politic forum, so that you will not be unhappy with us once PuroMooch gets his ass handed to him on a verbal patter.

Much appreciated!

:Hugh

[ggiese]

I'm sure Moochie will sober up after his rough night with Pabst and Grape White Owls and realize he was saying nice things about us again. That appears when he gets all happy and crap... You know, like the friggen drunk in the bar sitting next to you that does the ol' back slap / "buddy" crap every five seconds...