Quote Originally Posted by MMAB
There's nothing wrong with a small town. AND THERE"S NOTHING WRONG OR SHAMEFUL ABOUT BLUEBELL ICECREAM!!!!!!!

http://www.bluebell.com/Default.htm

Oh God! Poor Bessie! She works SO hard. Day and night at the milking machine. Sucking and sucking her teats! Draing her bone dry just so that you can enjoy THE INCREDIBLE EXPERIENCE OF BLUEBELL ICE CREAM!!!!

YOU BASTARDS! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO HER!!!????



No, but seriously. There are millions who would probably love to live there if they only could. But then it wouldn't be a small town anymore. Would it?

Hell, my town is known for the jet engine, shoes, drugs and prostitution. Oh.... I forgot to mention drive by shootings and murder.

I'd prefer Ice Cream any day.
Just listen to the theme song, it will calm you down:

Blue Bell homemade ice cream
It's the perfect way to saaaay
Have yourself a Blue Bell country daaaaay.