Fickle Manwhores? That's the name of my bowling team!![]()
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"Chicks dig me cuz I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it's usually something unusual"--Bill Murray, "Stripes"
So there I was in Mexico got my toe caught in my official cigarsmokers.com thong. It went shooting off my foot when I lost my balance I fell over the coffee table broke my femur and got hit in the eye by the beads as they flew of the thong as it swung round and round on the ceiling fan.
Keep up the awesome work Hex and thanks
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what-in the HELL?????
I'm sorry. Did you want to be pimped out? Hugh turned down the job. Hex can put you to work.Originally Posted by TheyCallMeManiX
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sorry, cigars and whoring just shouldnt go together . . . again
what i meant was, what the hell is baron talking about/saying?? lol
too much free time. I broke my leg in mexico and haven't worked since February. the joke around here was it was a thong related injury. I saw the post about the smoking jacket and we started combining jokes about it,we were rofl when I sent that post. Just to complete the picture for you I'm 6'7'' and closer to 400 than 300lbs. I'll stop really sorry.
Remember to breathe
That musta been one helluva big thong...no wonder you tripped on it...Originally Posted by Baron Porthos
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