Hey Tres Petit Corona,

I never did welcome you to the board. You seem like a real asshole and a lonely guy as well. You should call Scroto (aka SFG75) in Nebraska. He's another lonely loser just like yourself especially now that he's banned from CigarWeekly and he's got nothing better to do until school starts.

Here's his phone number:

402-773-4490

Call him as I'm sure he'd love to hear from you