Story that happened today..

**Hugh Jorgan** · 08-25-2005, 03:22 PM

Originally Posted by benjamin319

First off, I am 19 and a newbie.. So I walked into the cigar shop humidor just browsing. An old guy comes in.. We initiate conversation.. I asked him about something and he said "The best advice I can give you is to not start smoking. At your age, forget it.."

I enjoy smoking. Am I too young? Is it that unhealthy?

Yes, focus on the important things, like clearing the pipes with as many beautiful nubile 18-21 sweet honeys as possible, in the short time you have being 19.

Amanda · 08-25-2005, 03:31 PM

If you're worried enough about the health risk of cigar smoking to start three threads about it in 24 hours, then cigar smoking is not for you. The level of risk involved with occasional cigar smoking is far less than nearly every other regular or semi-regular behavior we humans engage in day to day. I hope you're not as terrified about driving to the store as you are lighting up your weekly cigar or you're not gonna find much enjoyment out of life.

"focus on the important things, like cleaning the pipes of as many beautiful, nubile 18-21 sweet honeys as possible."

Nice.

But I think us sweet honeys could prove far more hazardous to his health than 2-3 cigars a week.

**Hugh Jorgan** · 08-25-2005, 03:40 PM

Originally Posted by Amanda

Nice.

But I think he has far more to worry about with us sweet honeys than he does with 2-3 cigars a week.

Good point Amanda.

I should have added: when clearing the pipes, always wear a plumber's hat , otherwise you won't be able to afford fine handmade rolled cigars for the next 21-26 years.

bigpoppapuff · 08-25-2005, 03:58 PM

do not inhale....enjoy the flavors of the cigar....stop worrying so much about the health hazards...do you eat white bread...do you always rinse off fruit before you bite in??....

........buy some baccarats and enjoy yourself.....and remember...friends don't let friends smoke macanudo's....

Amanda · 08-25-2005, 05:06 PM

"when cleaning the pipes, always wear a plumber's hat, otherwise you won't be able to afford fine handrolled cigars for the next 21-26 years."

ROFLMAO