Crude but funny

**cigarsarge** · 08-31-2005, 01:53 PM

I just saw this at another cigar board and had to bring it here. If you are the sensitive or prudish type you have been warned.

A nurse was giving a sponge bath to a lady that had been in a coma for several days.

As she was washing the lady's privates she noticed a jump on the brain monitor. She scrubbed a little harder and noticed a large jump.

She went to the lady's husband and told him she thought a little oral sex might bring his wife out of it. She assured him privacy and closed the curtains as he entered her cubicle.

Shortly there after the lady flatlined and doctors came running. The nurse asked the husband what happened.

The husband replied, "I don't really know. I think she may have gagged."

**Jonsey5484** · 08-31-2005, 02:09 PM

That is cold!! But Fucking hillarious!

**Kayakinboy** · 08-31-2005, 02:46 PM

Originally Posted by cigarsarge

I just saw this at another cigar board and had to bring it here. If you are the sensitive or prudish type you have been warned.

A nurse was giving a sponge bath to a lady that had been in a coma for several days.

As she was washing the lady's privates she noticed a jump on the brain monitor. She scrubbed a little harder and noticed a large jump.

She went to the lady's husband and told him she thought a little oral sex might bring his wife out of it. She assured him privacy and closed the curtains as he entered her cubicle.

Shortly there after the lady flatlined and doctors came running. The nurse asked the husband what happened.

The husband replied, "I don't really know. I think she may have gagged."

I've heard this.... sicko