A few weeks ago I gave up my leather chair at a Smoke Ring event so someone else could sit down. I wandered into the humidor with my drink in one hand, cigar in the other to just look around. Seconds later both owners come in laughing, going "Man you're breaking the first rule of cigar etiquette, no drinks in the humidor!". So I said, "Oh I'm sorry I just needed to fart" then ripped off a big wet one. Both of them were practically on the floor laughing their asses off, saying "that's not OK either!!"