Things To Do at a Target / Wal-Mart

[TheSilentChamber]

Wow... this is old. Still somewhat humorus though.

[godfather]

Sorry, I at least did a search to see if the thread was posted and it wasn't :).

Someone sent this to me at work today....:)

[Bkcloud114]

Roflmao

[nhcigarfan]

I like #3

but use brown gravey

[labmonkey]

I like #3

but use brown gravey

dude....your demented!!!!

[stjohnroe]

I let off a tremendously loud fart in a Wegmans while I was in the States last month, would have thought I had pulled the pinn on a hand grenade from the looks I got. Then again the fart was a bit of a trouser ripper .

[cigar no baka]

A few weeks ago I gave up my leather chair at a Smoke Ring event so someone else could sit down. I wandered into the humidor with my drink in one hand, cigar in the other to just look around. Seconds later both owners come in laughing, going "Man you're breaking the first rule of cigar etiquette, no drinks in the humidor!". So I said, "Oh I'm sorry I just needed to fart" then ripped off a big wet one. Both of them were practically on the floor laughing their asses off, saying "that's not OK either!!"