Truckin' It
The One Thing God Can't Give You
A man is talking to God about what he would do to change the world and make it a better place. The man asks for a highway to Hawaii. God tells him no because it would be to tough for humans to maintain. The man then asks for God to help him understand women. God says. "So two lanes or four?"
"I reject your reality and substitute my own."
Pomegranates: 0
Funky Chickens: 2
All 4 one and one 4 All
We've all heard those tasteless jokes about the guy with no arms and no legs. I think we should change them to something like the TSA agent. or substitute your favorite scourge in need of maligning.
What do you call a TSA agent on the edge of the roof?
Eve
What do you call a tsa agent in front of a door?
Matt
Last edited by Baron Porthos; 09-11-2005 at 09:34 AM.
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