Listen to me.....

Keep your eyes on the swinging watch.....you are getting sleepy....sleepy.....you are going into a deep trance........when I count to five you will be under my complete control.........

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Now....you will not buy a cooler to make a cooler-dor....it will only cause you to spend silly amounts of money on cigars to keep for yourself.

Tomorrow after work you will go to the nearest cigar shop and buy the 29.95 special humidor and a pack of White Owls for yourself.......in addition....you will buy a box of Fuente Anejo #55 Sharks and you will retain them for me. I will provide you with a shipping address later.

At the count of five you will awake feeling totally refreshed and will not remember this thread.

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