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    I love smoking cigars on the golf course. It's almost required with the group of guys that I play with.

    These guys are big time moochers, so I always bring a couple dog rockets for them.

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    Dog rockets are always great to hand out on the golf course, or anytime moochers want a cigars from you. I always keep a couple dozen dog rockets at hand in the humi. They think they are getting an awesome cigar...but it really only cost a buck or two.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jonsey5484
    Dog rockets are always great to hand out on the golf course, or anytime moochers want a cigars from you. I always keep a couple dozen dog rockets at hand in the humi. They think they are getting an awesome cigar...but it really only cost a buck or two.
    Thanks for the Churchill Deluxe!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jonsey5484
    Dog rockets are always great to hand out on the golf course, or anytime moochers want a cigars from you. I always keep a couple dozen dog rockets at hand in the humi. They think they are getting an awesome cigar...but it really only cost a buck or two.
    Use bandless bundle cigars... and tell everyone that they are Cohete de la Perro's... sounds nice and sophisticated, but is spanish for "rocket of the dog"
    There are 10 kinds of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't.

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    i normally smoke edge maduros when i play. good smoke and i don't feel bad throwing it in the grass while i hit

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    The ball or the cigar?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSilentChamber
    The ball or the cigar?
    the ball when i'm lucky

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    I usually go lighter on the cigar when I play, The last couple of times I have smoked an AVO #3, which is a cigar I don't usually smoke because I like them stronger. It worked real well.

    I have also smoke the Gurkha Dos Capas long ass cigar. That actually lasted 12 holes so that was a plus.

    Also check out c-bid, they have been auctioning the mark-mender divot fixer/cigar holder for pretty cheap. I picked one up in late June and the thing really works great on both fronts.

    You really don't want to be putting a cigar on the grass and then back in your mouth at a golf course. The chemicals used on the grass are not healthy. My late uncle was a member of a golf course in Mount Kisco NY and a lot of older guys started getting tounge and mouth cancer and most didn't smoke but the guys there had a tradition of licking the golf ball (weird, I know).

    And don't think the natural course is any better, there you will just get cow and fish shit on your cigar.

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    fish shit? cow shit?
    What zoo/farm do you play on?

    licking balls?
    I've heard of girls licking balls and getting cold sores, but never mouth cancer.

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