bar question

[cigar no baka]

A story of my youth. While I was growing up in Texas, drinking age was 18. So I started drinking at 14 (but not in bars). So i hit 16,17, then a few months before I turned 18.....those mfers changed the age to 21. So i was very pissed off. Graduated from college before my 21st birthday, went to Japan to teach English - where the drinking age is 18!!!

Needless to say for the next two years I spent large amounts of time partying up the town, getting blotto, hooking up with young ladies and forgetting large swaths of time. Ah, those were the days......

[nhcigarfan]

I used to have people asking for mat shots, I couldn't believe it. That is just disgusting. I used to charge them 5 bucks, I remember one guy saying it was a deal, look at the size of it. It was mostly spilled soda, sweat and booze.

If you like good and plenty candy have a shot with 3/4 sambuca and 1/4 black berry brandy, chilled.

I would keep a box of the candies at the bar, do the shot when I wanted a drink and no one ever suspected the smell on my breath was anything but candy.


Another good shot is a stiletto. 4/5 crown royal, 1/5 amaretto

However these days, scotch on the rocks is my thing.

[nhcigarfan]

So more to the point, are you drunk yet?

[Jonsey5484]

QuietC...HOW WAS YOUR NIGHT LAST NIGHT!!!!! Oh, sorry, is it still to early to be yelling like that??? Hope you had a great time. Let us know as soon as you get up so that we are sure that you are still alive!!

[basil]

A story of my youth. While I was growing up in Texas, drinking age was 18. So I started drinking at 14 (but not in bars). So i hit 16,17, then a few months before I turned 18.....those mfers changed the age to 21. So i was very pissed off. Graduated from college before my 21st birthday, went to Japan to teach English - where the drinking age is 18!!!

Needless to say for the next two years I spent large amounts of time partying up the town, getting blotto, hooking up with young ladies and forgetting large swaths of time. Ah, those were the days......

o saki. translated: the missing years.

[Kayakinboy]

Well my God... talking about ruining your pallete.

either walk up to that bar and say, Jack and coke, or you look that bartender in the face and say, Makers and water, And DON'T drown me! aka no water

Maybe it's a southern thing, but bourbon, and bourbon mixed is just about the only thing I've ever ordered. Now I love vodka, but after a night of black out drinking and my friends saying I was too personal with a friend's dog, (I didn't do anything illegal!) I've not looked at it since. But I can drink vodka like it's water... oh wait... I have...

[TheSilentChamber]

Well you know beastiality is only illegal is like 20something states....

[Drake]

Well my God... talking about ruining your pallete.

either walk up to that bar and say, Jack and coke, or you look that bartender in the face and say, Makers and water, And DON'T drown me! aka no water

Maybe it's a southern thing, but bourbon, and bourbon mixed is just about the only thing I've ever ordered. Now I love vodka, but after a night of black out drinking and my friends saying I was too personal with a friend's dog, (I didn't do anything illegal!) I've not looked at it since. But I can drink vodka like it's water... oh wait... I have...

i got myself in a bit of trouble last week drinking ciroc vodka (best vodka! IMO) i made an ass of myself at a bar beligerantly hitting on our waitress. i was told i said some very inappropriate things to her and i'm not alloud back there. although if i were, i think i'd be to embarrassed to go. at least i wasn't driving.