Quote Originally Posted by MadurosRock
i'm sure you'd get a lot of points, but they'd be delivered post-humously.

On another point, the general trend seems to be greatness aided by a cigar. We have the aforementioned Jordan, and the great Bambino, we also have Winston Churchill (great enough to have a universal cigar size named after him) Sigmund Freud, Groucho Marx (And Karl as well), Me, Jack Nicholson, Fidel Castro (at least he's famous/infamous), and Al Capone among others. Cigars are a symbol upon themselves of success, that's why all the evil/money-hungry super-rich stereotypical soulless CEO's always smoke cigars (that, and they can afford to smoke them).

Considering the height of the platforms they dive off, I might need a good cigar to stop the pain after a belly flop. When I was younger I belly flopped off of a 15 foot jump, I can still remember the sting......

I loved the way you worked yourself in that list....... Very subtle!