Review These!!

[Maduro Man]

I have about 13K posts on an online sports forum, and my time spent there has taught me one thing...that online jackassery should not go unpunished! Based on Quickbeat's profile (which he has subsequently deleted, I have dug up the following:

His old profile:

Biography:
Tech savvy, musician, love to smoke.
Location:
Central Illinois, USA
Bio:
I am a full time student at Illinois State University where I am getting a bachelors in Marketing, and work on the side as a web designer. I love to play my drums, smoke cigars, play football, web design, and have fun at college.

Address-
Alex Wicks
1282 Spring St
Yorkville, IL 60560
Occupation:
Web Designer/Student

I used his address to run a people search online, and got his home phone number: (630) 553-0485, and his father's name - Scott B Wicks

I also looked him up on Facebook under a fake name of mine. His name and the school information he posted on his profile here were easily enough to find him.

Here's some of the information on his Facebook profile:

Birthday:
March 29, 1988

Hometown:
Yorkville, IL

Political Views:
Conservative

Religious Views:
Strong Christian

Here's his school email address: aswicks@ilstu.edu

Here's his AIM Screen Name: Sapper710

He also currently works at a Toyota location as a "DC Worker", whatever that is.

And, most hilariously of all, he is a Neanderthal-looking Ginger:

I think this dude just got PUNKED!!! What a !!!

The Douche is loose!!!

[heftysmokes]

Hey there Maduro Man, I'm glad you're so fond of the maddies, and I'm glad you've got some recommendations for us, but I think you're posting this in the wrong thread.


EDIT:

What the fuck is going on here?

[Maduro Man]

Hey there Maduro Man, I'm glad you're so fond of the maddies, and I'm glad you've got some recommendations for us, but I think you're posting this in the wrong thread.


EDIT:

What the fuck is going on here?

Sorry for steppin on your shoes Hefty...wont happen again.

[mithril]

i made a mistake. i got the cigars from the "FREE CIGAR" thread. I got confused because both packages were coming from ashauler. they should be here soon. please forgive me

[heftysmokes]

Sorry for steppin on your shoes Hefty...wont happen again.

You weren't stepping on my shoes, guy. Just trying to keep the thread on topic.

[ashauler]

You weren't stepping on my shoes, guy. Just trying to keep the thread on topic.

To get us back on topic....since the review sticks I sent mthril haven't arrived yet, I'm sending him two more tomorrow.......and to keep it going:

WHO WANTS TO REVIEW THESE!!

** disclaimer: this offer restricted to members who have not called ggiese a douche**

[Lukeman8]

If I'm allowed to do this and the free cigars PIF at the same time I'd love to! I've done both before.

[ashauler]

You got it. I'll send them to the addy in your profile tomorrow.....if you want them sent somewhere else, pm me.

[ashauler]

mthril
dc# 03070020000175931431

lukeman8
03070020000175931103

[mithril]

alright! can't wait till they come

[mithril]

got the cigars. i will smoke them soon.

[Lukeman8]

Mine came in!
I'll get to reviewing as soon as they get some healing time in the humi
thanks!

[Lukeman8]

now that my review is up, its time to keep this going.

Who Wants To Review These?

[BDurrani]

It would be my pleasure

[Lukeman8]

Well I guess again it'll save me on shipping costs. Too bad you know everything in my humi lol

[BDurrani]

You better believe it sister.
But if I turn out to be wrong, it would be very sad for me.

[BDurrani]

Finally finished with my review
Now...

Who Would Like To Review These???

[mithril]

I will smoke the second cigar tomorrow and post my reveiw. sorry for he huge delay.

[Maduro Man]

Finally finished with my review
Now...

Who Would Like To Review These???

I'll step up to the plate... If it's cool with you.

[BDurrani]

It's perfectly fine with me.
PM me your address and I'll try and have them in the mail by tomorrow.