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  1. 11-19-2005, 10:59 PM #1
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    I use mine as condoms. Offsets the price of the cigar...
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    We use em for toilet paper at my house. Grab em with one hand on each end and floss away.
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    I like to slip into a hot bath, call Live Links, slip the cello over my fingers and ..


    Wait... was that too personal?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperChuck
    I use mine as condoms. Offsets the price of the cigar...

    *Cough* Petit Coronas *Cough*
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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperChuck
    I use mine as condoms. Offsets the price of the cigar...
    I'd have to use the chief cello for that!

    Cigar pictured in profile, it's 18 inches long and yes, it had a cello wrapper that fits just right!
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    I tried using mine as condoms once but found they don't hold water as well so when you throw them at people they don't get as wet. Then I tried making those animals out of them but that didn't work either, so I just went back to using condoms and throwing the cellos away. I have some still though that are yellow, they're in the garbage now but I'll take them out if you want to trade for em Roham. I'm looking for some nice chewing gum foil, trying to make a styling suit jacket to match my shiny pants you see.
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    Quote Originally Posted by prophetic_joe
    I tried using mine as condoms once but found they don't hold water as well so when you throw them at people they don't get as wet.
    Condoms are for penis, water bloons are for people.
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    I'm crying people!! Holy !$@#
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSilentChamber
    Condoms are for penis, water bloons are for people.
    Damn. Are you sure? But they put that Greasy stuff on them so they'll go on the faucet better.
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    Default You mean.....

    your supposed to take them off before lighting the cigar!???
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    I usually pass on the cellos, and when my mom makes me take that damn molded cello salad like I know she's gonna do Thanksgiving, I just push it over to one side and then scrape it into the trash when she's not looking.
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