Row row row your Kayak...

**Secret Santa** · 11-21-2005, 07:19 PM

... gently down a stream? What the fuck, this shit is lame. Want to hop up on Santa's lap and play hide the boner? I mean err um... tell me what you want shoved down your stocking this year. Oh yeah, tell it again, but slower this time, and more of the mummbling and gagging sound effects.

**Kayakinboy** · 11-22-2005, 11:20 PM

Jesus, is the fat man talking to me?

**godfather** · 11-23-2005, 12:18 AM

LMFAO @ this thread!!!!!

**Secret Santa** · 11-23-2005, 01:03 AM

I'm on akins bitch!

And yes, santa was talking to you, you sexy thing. Want to play with my opus? we can get xXx rated... I mean... what the fuck do you want. What drives your paddle, what fiddles your fiddle, what gets you off on cold winter nights while sleepling alone on a park bench huddled with your pidguin friends?

**Kayakinboy** · 11-23-2005, 10:55 AM

Listen here old man river. You may be getting thinner, but your "boner" can hide itself. Mrs. Claus told me the first time you whipped that thing out she said "Pop that pimple and come back when you are a man!"

Anyways, my favs include Diamond Crown Maximus, Opus, maduro hemingways.

I'm also looking for La Flor Dominca Culebras (if anyone can help SANTA on this, let him know!)

Tatuaje RCs are also something I'd like to try.

Oh and if you try the "drink" route, I'm a knob creek or makers fan!