Listen here old man river. You may be getting thinner, but your "boner" can hide itself. Mrs. Claus told me the first time you whipped that thing out she said "Pop that pimple and come back when you are a man!"

Anyways, my favs include Diamond Crown Maximus, Opus, maduro hemingways.

I'm also looking for La Flor Dominca Culebras (if anyone can help SANTA on this, let him know!)

Tatuaje RCs are also something I'd like to try.

Oh and if you try the "drink" route, I'm a knob creek or makers fan!