omg. ohh . . . my head's about to pop. jeez. what day is it? the 23rd???!!!! oh! it's still only november. oh boy. that's a relief. man, what a night. ok, where's that fuggin' list . . . ah, here it is, lessee. . . . oh ho. ho ho ho. alrighty nh, what'll it be? May have a tough time with the hooch - those elves again - had four go to rehab just last month. But I locked down all the humidors so the little bast . . ., I mean, the little fellas won't be tempted. So, whaddaya like? cigar-wise, and otherwise as well?? You're a lawyer, how about a brand new conscience? hehheh, tha's a joke ya'll.
Seriously, what can Santa and his little slew of shifty helpers getcha this year?
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