Superchuck

[SuperChuck]

SYou know as Santa I've got a reputation to protect so I can't just snub this guy as my records indicate he's been pretty decent.

Santa, I don't know where you're getting your information, but "decent" is seldom a word used to describe me... Well, at least without an "in" in front of it...

Those goddamn elves... Last year I asked for World Peace and you brought be a can of Whirled Peas!

[ForgedByFire]

Im still waiting for my graycliff Santa, dont break a young boys heart

[SuperChuck]

...and what to my wondering eyes should appear
but a Priotity mail box, sitting on my chair...

Santa apparently came last night and dropped a little something special for me at the office... Well, actually, it looks like Santa's going through the postal service these days.

Hey, Santa! Should I open this now or put it under the tree?

[Diesel Grinch]

Open it now you boob.


Do you need Santa to tell you that.

[SuperChuck]

Open it now you boob.


Do you need Santa to tell you that.

I don't want to piss off Santa by opening anything too early... I might not get that red bicycle I'm asking him for!

[Moheganson]

He needs a roll of tokens for the Newport Bridge.

[SuperChuck]

He needs a roll of tokens for the Newport Bridge.

Shit, I should ask Santa for tokens! I go over that bridge twice a day...