So, the elves come storming into my room last night (catching Mrs. Clause and I in a bit of a precarious position) with this letter from a guy named Superchuck. They said it was a letter to me stating what he wanted for Christmas but they had been drinking and spilled vodka on it and blurred all the ink.

This isn't the first time I've had this sort of problem out of these guys but what can I do, there's simply a shortage of elves around these days. Besides they're cheap labor. Anyway, so now I need some information on what this guy wants. You know as Santa I've got a reputation to protect so I can't just snub this guy as my records indicate he's been pretty decent.

So if anyone (yes, that includes you Superchuck) has any information regarding this matter, please post it here (don't send a letter as I can't risk those drunk little bastards ruining another one!). Besides, Mrs. Clause and I are planning a "special" night and I don't need those fuggers intruding!.

Thanks,

Santa