Well, since I'm Enlisted Aircrew, you have been missinformed Santa. I've been very very naughty!

Me for le smokie like good strong smokes.

Opus X
Pardon
Romeo Y Julieta
LFD
Rocky Patel

plus I enjoy nice morning smokes
Playboys and Fire's

Robusto's and Double C's are my favorite sizes.

I also like Wiskey (Uncle Jack, Wild Turkey, and Makers), History, and Coffee.

That's me, hope this helps Santa.
(spell check is off)