Cigarsmokers Charter

[Cohibanut]

the charter probably wouldn't make much of a difference. i know i've signed up for stuff that makes you sign a statement (usually 5 pages long) before participating without fully reading it. so i say it wouldn't help.













wait! you have plans for an automated flan slicer! i want one.

It's very handy. I invented it when the chain on my chainsaw jammed and was left with a choice between eating a flan whole or cutting it in half with a knife. I ate it all and in the sugar rush that ensued I had a vision. Anyone want to invest?



(I had to edit the bloody thing as a spelling mistake had crept in there....)