Quote Originally Posted by ggiese
BTW, CC - he showed his hand here... He has logged 20+ infractions which will lead to your banning. Please offer him a heartfelt apology and we can wipe out those infractions....

something like:

I am so sorry, doc, that you were a douchebag through this whole thing. I apologize for any mistreatment you perceived. I have truly tried not to hurt your feelings too much. I didn't even say some of the things I really wanted to say for fear you would truly be insulted. Please accept my hearfelt apology for possibly offending you previous to this post. I hope I don't offend you in the future, but if I do, please let me know and I'll do my best to post up an apology acceptable to the rest of the community as soon as I am able. I hope you understand that it's nothing personal. I still think you're an asswipe, but I'm sure some time in the distant future we may be able to patch up our differences. In the mean time, I feel sorry for you because are such a worthless pile of garbage. I hope you don't take offense to me telling you that - I can't believe you would - and I apologize in advance if you do.