"centipedes? In MY vagina?"

[basil]

Your knowledge of the internets is dumbfounding.

It's actually a photoshopped picture from an internet humor site that I frequent. The people that you called outright wrong... were very close to right.

There's nothing legit about this picture.

So, what's your fucking point Mr. Internet Genius?

[slcraiders]

No shit! Your first post is a argumentative statement??? Not good form. Almost as bad as my sentence structures. How about a proper introduction before you go off sharing your internet humor site knowledge?

Something like this would suffice:

Hi everyone at CigarSmokers. My screen name is SAGOON. You guessed it... ...this name comes from the fact that I sag. Oh, and I am also a goon. My main hobby is cruising internet humor sites. This makes me very happy. I also like jumping on forums out of nowhere and chiming in on misc. posts with misc. jargon. This, too, makes me very happy.

I do not smoke cigars, but like looking at them. You can refer to me by my real name- Eingelberg Humperdick.

I also have a pet watermelon. Nice to meet you guys!