Golf
Wife and husband have a brutal fight after 20 years of marriage. Police are called to only to see a brutal murder scene. Husband bloody on the floor, with a 5 iron covered in his blood laying beside him. Police ask her if she hit her husband in the head with the 5 iron. She says, well yes he had it coming to him. They asked how many times did you hit him? She is like 5, 6 maybe 7 times. They asked how many times? She said ummm well put me down for a 5. Tah da dum.
Reply With Quote
Bookmarks