Golf

[Mavido]

I like it.


A man and his wife are playing golf. His ball ends up in a tree so his wife suggest he climb up the tree and hit the ball from the tree. So he does. The ball procedes to bounce off the tree and hit his wife in the head. She dies instantly.


A few months later he is playing the same hole with his friend, ball ends up in the tree again.
the man goes to take a drop when his friend suggest he just climb up the tree and hit the ball, they can clearly see it. When the man reply's "last time I did that I got a 9!"



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Same man is playing golf with his friend and and they are playing pretty slow and the guys behind them are yelling for them to pick it up. The man see's a Funeral procession passing by the course and amist being yelled at just stands still with his head down untill they pass. Then he hits the ball up on the green. A few minutes later his friend joins him on the green and says "wow thats the most respectful thing i've ever seen you do"

The man reply's "well after 20 years of marriage I guess I owed her that much."

[ForgedByFire]

I like it.


A man and his wife are playing golf. His ball ends up in a tree so his wife suggest he climb up the tree and hit the ball from the tree. So he does. The ball procedes to bounce off the tree and hit his wife in the head. She dies instantly.


A few months later he is playing the same hole with his friend, ball ends up in the tree again.
the man goes to take a drop when his friend suggest he just climb up the tree and hit the ball, they can clearly see it. When the man reply's "last time I did that I got a 9!"



.....


Same man is playing golf with his friend and and they are playing pretty slow and the guys behind them are yelling for them to pick it up. The man see's a Funeral procession passing by the course and amist being yelled at just stands still with his head down untill they pass. Then he hits the ball up on the green. A few minutes later his friend joins him on the green and says "wow thats the most respectful thing i've ever seen you do"

The man reply's "well after 20 years of marriage I guess I owed her that much."