how can i help???....

[godfather]

BPP, I love cigars so much I want my loved one to smell like one. Our love life is down, and I know this will bring it back up.

Maybe different scents...I need variety so I don't get bored.

How can I do this??????????????

[SuperChuck]

BPP, I love cigars so much I want my loved one to smell like one. ...

How can I do this??????????????

Sneak into her sock drawer and replace all her, um, toys, with toros...

They also make good replacements for feminine hygene products...

[bigpoppapuff]

BPP, I love cigars so much I want my loved one to smell like one. Our live life is down, and I know this will bring it back up.

Maybe different scents...I need variety each day.

How can I do this??????????????

make a nice roux.....and swab your lover down with the cigar demi-glace...she,on the other hand,may like peanut butter,so you'll swab pb all over your stuff....lick away....

[godfather]

BPP! There's a thread here that keeps talking about PANDRON cigars. I can't seem to find them anywhere...where can I get one????

[bigpoppapuff]

BPP! There's a thread here that keeps talking about PANDRON cigars. I can't seem to find them anywhere...where can I get one????

paNdron's are really good...you should be able to get them from any tider box or from hlts...

[basil]

BigPoo . . . um wait, BigPoppaPuff. I keep getting troll gristle stuck between my teeth. It's unsightly and gives my breath a peculiar funk. Waiting til they're dead before I eat 'em is no fun and smashin' 'em flat is too easy. What are your thoughts?

[bigpoppapuff]

BigPoo . . . um wait, BigPoppaPuff. I keep getting troll gristle stuck between my teeth. It's unsightly and gives my breath a peculiar funk. Waiting til they're dead before I eat 'em is no fun and smashin' 'em flat is too easy. What are your thoughts?

it's something we must live with...there is an asshat magnet here that draws the asshats like flies are drawn to shit....yes,grasshoppa....it's a life lesson...

[johnjohnson]

stop him in mid-pee if you're gonna hold him.....or just spray.....don't forget to aim him...

ok so i tried holding the dog.. but i got some on my shoe.. and also some wierd looks from the neighbors... then i remembered that you guys said that the shitty gas station cigars i smoke require no humdification of any sort because of the chemicals and stuff they put in them... lets just say i felt stuipd to say the least

[CoventryCat86]

ok so i tried holding the dog.. but i got some on my shoe.. and also some wierd looks from the neighbors... then i remembered that you guys said that the shitty gas station cigars i smoke require no humdification of any sort because of the chemicals and stuff they put in them... lets just say i felt stuipd to say the least

See that? At least john has a sense of humor, not like fpdoc and traffic nazi who lose their minds when someone makes a joke!!

We're actually a fun loving buncha whackos here john so be sure to stick around.

[johnjohnson]

See that? At least john has a sense of humor, not like fpdoc and traffic nazi who lose their minds when someone makes a joke!!

We're actually a fun loving buncha whackos here john so be sure to stick around.

Thanks man.. I try. Obviously I know little about cigars... but you have to admit its beter to ask stupid questions on the internet than in real life.

[CoventryCat86]

Thanks man.. I try. Obviously I know little about cigars... but you have to admit its beter to ask stupid questions on the internet than in real life.

LMAO!! johnjohnson is too damned funny!

[Kenyth]

they will marry...offspring should be beautiful little petite coronas....and every now and then you'll get a swisher...or sadly,a backwoods...but you'll love 'em just the same....

Will these little ones be "Dos Capas" then?

[cigarsarge]

TBS Cigars is pissing down my back and telling me it's raining. What should I do?

[Drake]

i'm going to take a stab at this one. turn around and kick him in the nuts.

[bigpoppapuff]

what he^^^^^^said!!!!...

[Bluenote]

Cello on or Cello off?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!

there just is no answer to this question...sorry...

Since you didn't have an answer, I've been smoking all my cigars with the cello on. I've found this gives the cigars an awful smell. What can I add to make them smell better? I already have been infusing them with antifreeze and keep in them in my humi with a pine tree car freshner, and none of this has helped! I need your wisdom!

[bigpoppapuff]

Since you didn't have an answer, I've been smoking all my cigars with the cello on. I've found this gives the cigars an awful smell. What can I add to make them smell better? I already have been infusing them with antifreeze and keep in them in my humi with a pine tree car freshner, and none of this has helped! I need your wisdom!

pine tree is okay..new car scent is better!!!...the antifreeze infusion is a nice touch..widely used in college towns...

[TheSilentChamber]

I prefer embalming fluid.

[bigpoppapuff]

I prefer embalming fluid.

now you're just being silly...c'mon....we'll have none of that..we're trying to help the noobs!!...

[Mavido]

So i dont have a humi, but i do have a shoe box... and its not ceder lined... so i just took a ceder stump and put the shoebox in it... Should this work? or would my neighbors gym bag be better?