how can i help???....

**godfather** · 12-08-2005, 01:05 PM

Oh thank you for making this thread bpp!!!

Question, all of my cigars a dried out....how can I revive them???? Please help, URGENT!

**ggiese** · 12-08-2005, 01:08 PM

The inside of my refrigerator is starting to smell like cigars. Not that I don't mind - but the wife and kids are getting upset. Momma just the other day was bitching because the shrimp were tasting like CAO Moontrances... What do I do... Should I line the inside of the fridge with spanish cedar???

Oh - and my cigars are hard as rocks... Is that a normal part of the aging process???

**godfather** · 12-08-2005, 01:11 PM

BPP, all my cigars are single!!!! How can I get them to flirt and eventually 'marry' ???????

**TheSilentChamber** · 12-08-2005, 01:17 PM

Hex sent me a cigar, but I cant figure out which one of his girlfriends he used it on. He said I cant have any more untill I get the right answer, is it the 18, 19, or 20 year old? Please help, I did a taiste and smell test but I just cant figure it out.

bigpoppapuff · 12-08-2005, 01:52 PM

Originally Posted by TheSilentChamber

Hex sent me a cigar, but I cant figure out which one of his girlfriends he used it on. He said I cant have any more untill I get the right answer, is it the 18, 19, or 20 year old? Please help, I did a taiste and smell test but I just cant figure it out.

it would depend what part of florida the girl is from......panhandle girl are pretty stanky...

**WhiteWidow** · 12-08-2005, 02:10 PM

I smoked a cigar last night and can't remember anything else, but I woke up in a ditch with tire tracks across my legs. Do you think this might be a humidification issue?

bigpoppapuff · 12-08-2005, 02:15 PM

Originally Posted by WhiteWidow

I smoked a cigar last night and can't remember anything else, but I woke up in a ditch with tire tracks across my legs. Do you think this might be a humidification issue?

yes,absolutely...it is a question of too much humidity...i'm going out on a limb and say that tap water was used.....

the bigger question is...who did you get the cigar from and were your pants still on??....

bigpoppapuff · 12-08-2005, 01:50 PM

Originally Posted by godfather

BPP, all my cigars are single!!!! How can I get them to flirt and eventually 'marry' ???????

i suggest eharmonystogies....though the questions can be tedious...

bigpoppapuff · 12-08-2005, 01:49 PM

Originally Posted by ggiese

The inside of my refrigerator is starting to smell like cigars. Not that I don't mind - but the wife and kids are getting upset. Momma just the other day was bitching because the shrimp were tasting like CAO Moontrances... What do I do... Should I line the inside of the fridge with spanish cedar???

Oh - and my cigars are hard as rocks... Is that a normal part of the aging process???

whoa,george!!...too many questions....

1)....why not you take the top half...let momma and the kids have the bottom half....if they don't like that arrangement..tell 'em to walk!!..

2)if it was part of the aging process..they wouldn't be hard.....if you know what i mean...