Quote Originally Posted by cigarsarge
I've been sitting with my dad in the hospital. He had double knee replacement surgery Friday. He is OK but he is morphined to the max.

Well, last night the nurse came in to attend to dad. She was doing what nurses do. I noticed dad's eyes were following her.

She left the room. Dad looked at me and said, "Did you get a look at those hooters"?

I have never heard my dad talk like that. Guess there is more of him in me than I realize. No I ain't gonna tell mom what he said.

A hot nurse with big hooters you say? Bow chicka wow wow, bow chicka wow wow...in walks Ron Jeremy.

It's amazing what people will say when drunk/drugged up and they can't control themselves.

I know it's a bit late, but I just saw the thread...hope your dad makes a quick recovery.

-Mike