John Kerry and George W. Bush are in a barber shop.

When the barber gets done with John Kerry's haircut and shave, the barber asks if he would like some aftershave. John Kerry replies, "Noooo way, if I come home smelling like aftershave Terresa will think I've been in a whore house".

Finishing with George W. Bush's haircut and shave, the barber asks him if he would like some aftershave. George W. Bush replies, "Sure, my wife wouldn't know what the inside of a whore house smells like".