I was in the backyard this afternoon cutting some wood. Just put a new blade on the chainsaw and sharpened the ax. Was about halfway through the wood and was stacking it on the rack when the dogs in both of the neighbors yards started barking and growling uncontrollably. Seemed as if they were barking at someone in my yard, but it was not me. They weren't even looking in my direction, they were looking at where the wood was stacked.

I ignored the dogs, figured it was a chipmunk or something. Went inside the house to grab myself a glass of water. That was when I heard the chainsaw start up. I looked out of the window and saw nothing. The chainsaw was now running but still on the floor. I went outside and hit the kill switch. That was when I realized I left my water inside. I went back into the house and got my water.... I heard it again..... chainsaw was running again. I looked out of the window and that was when I saw him. His back was to me and he had my chainsaw in his hands. Ripped clothing and his one legged lookeed as if it had been put on backwards. He was carving something into my picnic table. I grabbed the ax which I left at the door. That was when he heard me. He spun around looked at me and dropped the chainsaw. Then he ran and dissapeared where the wood was stacked. The wood rumbled and shuttered as if it had sucked him in.

I slowly made my way over to the table and noticed something was carved into it..... LOOK FOR THE BOX.... over my shoulder I could hear the wood moving, now I was scared. I still had the ax in my hands. I quickly turned and saw a small white box perched on top of the wood... making my way over to it I could see "The Grim Reaper" written on it. I ripped open the box.... this crazy Son-of-a-bitch has given me a great selection of smokes.

Who could be next ??