He'll never make it.

[nhcigarfan]

We had this one substitute, an odd but nice lady. One sunday morning around 8 am my father and I were going to play golf and down the road comes Old Mrs. Dove, driving her huge ass car popular in the late 80's smoking a cigar. She had to be in her late 70's. She would be in her 90's now. I'll see if she's around the invite her to the official CP herf.

Anyway.


The way we tormented her was to super glue coins to the floor and watch her try to pick them up. She fell for it every time.

[Kayakinboy]

The way we tormented her was to super glue coins to the floor and watch her try to pick them up. She fell for it every time.

Hey man, I'll see you in Hell, cause that's the meanest shit I've ever heard!!!

[basil]

The way we tormented her was to super glue coins to the floor and watch her try to pick them up. She fell for it every time.

Whoa. Your Karma is so fucked up.

[cinda]

My sixth grade teacher was named Mr. Learner. He was a short stocky man with a bald head, and he was going though a ruff time that year. He spent most of the day in the back of the room making paper Moshe puppets and eating Tums while we were instructed to read a chapter in a book and answer the questions in silence. Anyhow one day when he was a little more social I said Mr Learner I have a test for you. I took a quarter and I drew five circles on a white piece of paper. Each circle was close together. I then handed him the quarter. I said the trick here is to see how coordinated you are. What you need to do is place all five fingers of your right hand in each of the circles I have drawn on the paper here. Then with you left hand squeeze the quarter tight between your thumb and pointer finger. Now this is the hard part, you must spell your name back wards while running the quarter down your face from your four head to your chin. You must do this four times in equal proportion over your face, not letting your fingers leave the circles. So Mr Learner very intrigued and knowing this is one thing he could do with ease embarks on the childish trick. The whole class watched as he began the task. But what he did not know is that the rim of the quarter was full of lead from the pencil and he was making four black lines down his face in equally per potion I might add. The whole class was roaring with laughter. He lefted not long after that not sure what got the best of him.