Sex!

[bigpoppapuff]

there's something about the stock market thing i like...maybe we can have someone from ameritrade come in and give us suggestions...you know tips and such....i'm gonna contact my broker...who has smoked a cigar or three in his life to see what he says....

[cigarsarge]

there's something about the stock market thing i like...maybe we can have someone from ameritrade come in and give us suggestions...you know tips and such....i'm gonna contact my broker...who has smoked a cigar or three in his life to see what he says....

At this point I'm just ready to get the issue resolved...Did not sleep last night.

[SuperChuck]

I choose Arko Energy Holdings (AKO) from the FTSE market (Nikkei is a stupid market).

It's trading at 0.55, so I divide it by PI and multiply that by 67.

0.55 / 3.14 * 76 = $157 per box!

Top that, bitches!

[BigMacFU]

I choose Arko Energy Holdings (AKO) from the FTSE market (Nikkei is a stupid market).

It's trading at 0.55, so I divide it by PI and multiply that by 67.

0.55 / 3.14 * 76 = $157 per box!

Top that, bitches!

No no no, you don't choose the market I do, and if the Nikkei is no good, then we'll do it off of commodities from the Euronext Exchange, that's right, Dutch Pork Futures.

[SuperChuck]

No no no, you don't choose the market I do, and if the Nikkei is no good, then we'll do it off of commodities from the Euronext Exchange, that's right, Dutch Pork Futures.

Nikkei is a pansy market!

[nhcigarfan]

I choose Arko Energy Holdings (AKO) from the FTSE market (Nikkei is a stupid market).

It's trading at 0.55, so I divide it by PI and multiply that by 67.

0.55 / 3.14 * 76 = $157 per box!

Top that, bitches!

Ok -

55 gallons grade A light amber.

at 10 bucks a pint retail, 8 pints per gallon, we are talking a retail value of close to 4400.00, so it seems my bid beats your's.

[BigMacFU]

Here's a link to the european commodity exchange: http://www.euronext.com/trader/commo...492323,00.html. And we're converting everything from the Euro to the Dollar, then from the Dollar to the GBP.

[SuperChuck]

Here's a link to the european commodity exchange: http://www.euronext.com/trader/commo...492323,00.html. And we're converting everything from the Euro to the Dollar, then from the Dollar to the GBP.

Screw this corn chip futures crap! This is stupid.

We should settle this in a rational way, like a pie eating contest or something.

[nhcigarfan]

seeing how you all stumbled off in a tornado of idiocy I will inform you once again to the absolute beauty which is my offer.


55 gallons of grade A light amber

8 pints per gallon, 10 bucks a pint, total retail value of my syrup is about 4400.00


top that bitches.

[BigMacFU]

Fine, screw you guys, the stock market idea is still out there, but you all can do the math yourselves, I hate you SuperChuck and your venerial ridden prick. Shag, Sarge and Giese can all suck my chocolate salty balls, and NH, you're the only reasonable on in the lot, sorry to abandon you.

Ninos, Screw all these guys, 400 USD straight up for the remaining 3 boxes. I'll throw in an extra 75 for the empty box. PM me if you want that, I'm out.

[SuperChuck]

Ok -

55 gallons grade A light amber.

You can go play with BigMac on his Dutch Pig Futures market.

I used to date a dutch girl and she was kind of a pig, but oh my god she did some dirty things! You might want to go see what she'll give you for your maple syrup. On second thought, all she ever gave me was the clap, so you might want to try giving BigMac the clap, he likes maple syrup.

[BigMacFU]

Alright, we are also going to need someone to do the exchange rate since we want everything in USD, not the stupid Yen. Unless of course for Ninos' sake we do it all in GBP, right, if we do it on the pound, then nothing need be converted for him. So, instead of 50 American Dollars, you need to have a stock with at least a value of 28.4418 quid, that 28 Pounds and 44 Pence. Of course, this will still be multiplied by Pi for the sake of minimum guaranteed value. As for the nikkei index, here's a link: http://www.nni.nikkei.co.jp/

[BigMacFU]

Are we supposed to have sympathy for you Sarge, boo hoo, I didn't sleep, boo hoo, i'll top off 1 dollar if need be. Man up and be willing to throw the cash around. I always knew you having one testicle would make you weak.

[SuperChuck]

Whoops, I forgot the FTSE is English, so I need to convert that to US dollars!

The current exchange rate is 1.7588, so

157 + 1.7588 = 158.7588

Top that, bitches!

[basil]

Alright, we are also going to need someone to do the exchange rate since we want everything in USD, not the stupid Yen. Unless of course for Ninos' sake we do it all in GBP, right, if we do it on the pound, then nothing need be converted for him. So, instead of 50 American Dollars, you need to have a stock with at least a value of 28.4418 quid, that 28 Pounds and 44 Pence. Of course, this will still be multiplied by Pi for the sake of minimum guaranteed value. As for the nikkei index, here's a link: http://www.nni.nikkei.co.jp/

What the hell is a "quid"? Tell ya what, how 'bout you quid this shit right now? What was wrong with Shag's system?? It was easy to understand and a nice little by-product was the elimination of some of the riffraff. This is some kind of conspiracy to get the sticks - you been biding your time, waiting for your moment. Well, you have miscalculated my friend. I mean to talk to Hex about this. Banning you from bidding is a little too easy. Good luck finding another board run your predatory BS on, BowelMovementFU.