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  1. 03-03-2006, 02:26 PM #1
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    Default God loves me and so do my employees

    Well my employees have known that I smoke cigars for about a year now. I guess it's because I take one out right before I go to lunch, take in the aroma, check out the wrapper and lovingly put it in my shirt pocket right before I go to lunch. Then I come back with that wonderful, heavenly cigar smell on me, making all kinds of comments about what a great cigar I just had.

    So at our Christmas party this year, what do I get in my bag? An LFD factory press and a Camacho Liberty '05!!! The found out where I buy and went down and got me 2 very nice cigars!!

    Just this week I did performance evaluations, and most employees were very happy as I am fair and I recognize superior performance. So I am down at my smoke shop last evening and I run into one of them at the register, as they are in the process of buying me a Padron 1926!!!

    Ahhhh, can you feel the love???
    There's only two kinds of cigars, the kind you like and the kind you don't.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cigar no baka

    Ahhhh, can you feel the love???

    Ahhhh, I can see the bribery!!!

    Whoever is buying that 1926 definitely has a raise/promotion coming.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nhcigarfan
    Ahhhh, I can see the bribery!!!

    Whoever is buying that 1926 definitely has a raise/promotion coming.

    Nah, not bribery, if they bought me cigars beforehand, it wouldn't affect me
    There's only two kinds of cigars, the kind you like and the kind you don't.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cigar no baka
    Nah, not bribery, if they bought me cigars beforehand, it wouldn't affect me
    what shop is that? my himidor needs a couple of 26s
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drake
    what shop is that? my himidor needs a couple of 26s

    The Smoke Ring in Sugarland. They have a bunch of both 1926 and 1964 right now.
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    You sound like a great boss. My peeps know I smoke, but when they hear of the prices, they think I am crazy. I get Raiders stuff or bourbon instead. Some day, I hope the smokes start rolling in. Who knows? It is also performance review/annual compensation time at my place of business too. No bribery, but gifts are always welcomed.
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    Good lord I got hit again this weekend. We had our big annual banquet and three ex-employees gave me a bag, which contained three "Monica specials" (three Partagas cigars in glass tubes that are the longest cigars I have ever seen, at least a foot long), and one Aurora Preferidos. They wanted me to know hnow much they missed me!!!
    There's only two kinds of cigars, the kind you like and the kind you don't.
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