By the way, history and anything in the humanities scope were my favorite subjects. Algebra and Calculus teachers were boring in a military/boring way (picking scabs off their heads and shit). Foreign language teachers were either too happy or closet freaks. English teachers were super liberal or Mrs. Cleaver to the 10th power. Most English teachers came in close second to History though, whether I appreciated them at the moment or not. Well, one English teacher was totally hot- straight out of the Van Halen- Hot for teacher video, but even Hotter. Hey Miss. Ward, wherever you may be. Gym teachers were uhm... ...Gym teachers. Shop teachers were totally old Elmer Fudd or Mr. McGoo personalities on sleeping pills. Art and ceramic teachers rocked... ...total stoners straight out of Woodstock saying: "let's be creative today".

Shit, sorry to get soooooooooooooooooooooo off track.