Cigar Health Question

[mauied1101]

Based on what you know, I've produced a simple formula to calculate your odds of getting cancer. The formula is NUMBER OF CIGARS SMOKED PER YEAR X .00274! It's that simple! (I keep telling these people I am a freaking genius! )

So, I smoke on average 3 per week or 3 x 52 = 156 per year X .00274 = .42744 or 42.7% chance of getting cancer. If I were the average smoker, then almost half of us on this forum would be getting cancer. This is not true.

Therefore, your assumption that you'll probably get cancer if you smoke one cigar per day is probably not correct.

D'OH

Don't forget illillilli, you've had a cold this week so your numbers dip. I have in-laws next week, so mine will probably rise!

[illilli]

D'OH

Don't forget illillilli, you've had a cold this week so your numbers dip. I have in-laws next week, so mine will probably rise!

I can't believe you could insult me like that 1101! I mean, you KNOW I am a numbers man. OF COURSE, I took colds and other factors into account to get to my average of 3.

Hell, if I could smoke all I wanted, I'd do two a day, easily. (Same thing for sex, btw). I bet your in-laws increase the amount of alcohol comsumption too.

[mauied1101]

I bet your in-laws increase the amount of alcohol comsumption too.

Don't forget the hair-loss, weight gain, cholesterol and blood pressure increase. Not to mention sleep (and intimacy) deprivation. I'm renting a damn minivan for the incoming.

I'll probably smoke more than usual just to piss'em off