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nhcigarfan
Of course, I could never let another fellow smoke a, heaven forbid, padron 1926! So I will have my butler deliver a jar of Cohiba 2000 pyramids immediately. And I will not take No for an answer, I have so may of these jar's lying around the threw the cigars from one away just to make my little poodle's cookies. His name Sir Oscar's wilde. But do be careful, I've heard that customs can be such a bore.
Padrons? How droll! I keep a few of these around for the poolboy Snookum's hired. He does dote over her so. Snookum's felt a good staff should be properly rewarded for it's performance, but we wouldn't want him forgetting his place!
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