That white beanie hat is ridiculous. Imagine what my wife saw, when I came bounding out of the office with that beanie hat on my head, making my "gang" signs, and saying, "Yo! Yo! What uuuuuppppppp my home gooooi1l?"

She was not impressed. That woman sometimes makes me believe that "Dawn of the Dead" has actually taken place, but in her case all the zombies would be too lazy to eat people; they would just stare at them with a blank stare and bore them to death.

I hope that cigar tastes good.