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    Default you ever wake up.........

    and feel like everybody is trying to sell you a cell phone
    Family, Friends and a good cigar. Oh and some fishing too!

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    No, but I have awaken and been forced to eat a whole can of SPAM! At least, you would think they would have the courtesy to fry it first and take that nasty jelly stuff off of it, but NO, just raw SPAM with NO eggs! Oh, the torture!

    If only I could figure out how to smoke SPAM like a fine cigar. That would be described as follows:

    Cigar Description:

    Figurado 4.5 x 475 ring guage.

    This vitola has obviously been aged as evidenced by it's thick coat of jelly. The pre-light aroma was that of processed pork. As I toasted the foot, some of the jelly caught fire and singed my hair, but it lit right up after about 30 minutes. The draw was VERY tight and I had to constantly re-light.
    puro pot pass VI loser

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    Hex, you killed the spammer! You are the man!
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    Is that Bassfever as in the fish?????
    "No one can tell me what is a good cigar -- for me. I am the only judge. There are no standards -- no real standards. Each man's preference is the only standard for him, the only one which he can accept, the only one which can command him."
    ~ Mark Twain

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    Is that Dickson as in Larue (spelling)?????????????????????
    Family, Friends and a good cigar. Oh and some fishing too!

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    no, but a "buddy", we are no longer friends, decided to go to every local car dealerships website and send e-mails about selling me a brand new car..... They started calling @ 8 am, just as he asked them to in the e-mail....


    Turns out the Car Dealers were pissed and had there tech people build a case aganist him.... Stupid bitch for doing that from his house!

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