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    Default There are Teachers... and then there are Educators.

    L I P S T I C K---- Don't Laugh Too Hard - True Story!!!!!!


    According to a news report, a certain private school in Markham, OH was recently faced with a unique problem.
    A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.
    That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick, they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.
    Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back.
    Several memos were posted about this without effect. Finally the Principal decided that something had to be done.
    She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that
    all these lip prints were causing a problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night.
    To demonstrate how difficult it was to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls just how hard it was.
    Following the instructions, the man took out a long-handled squeegee, solemnly dipped it in the nearest toilet bowl, and scrubbed at the
    mirror. There was complete silence in the room. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cinda
    Of course one of the only girls here thought that was particularly funny
    "smoking is one of the greatest and cheapest enjoyments in life,
    and if you decide in advance not to smoke, I can only feel sorry for you."-Sigmund Freud


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    ROTFL

    That is tooooo funny!
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