The end is coming!

[Kenyth]

With the world on the brink of apocalypse, I thought I should make sure we all know how to properly recognize evil incarnate. Here is the list thus far.

As we all know:

666 = number of the beast

But did you also know:

660 = approximate number of the beast
665 = older brother of the beast
668 = Next-door neighbor of the Beast
669 = The Beast's kinky girlfriend
66600 = zip code of the beast
1/666 = common denominator of the beast
DCLXVI = Roman numeral of the Beast
666.0000 = Number of the High Precision Beast
0.666 = Number of the Millibeast
(-666) ^ (1/2) = Imaginary number of the Beast
6.66 e3 = Floating point Beast
1010011010 = Binary of the Beast
1-666 = Area code of the Beast
00666 = Zip code of the Beast
66.6mph = The speed limit of the Beast
$665.95 = Retail price of the Beast
$699.25 = Price of the Beast plus 5% state sales tax
$769.95 = Price of the Beast with all accessories fully loaded
$656.66 = Walmart price of the Beast
$646.66 = Next week's Walmart price of the Beast
Phillips 666 = Gasoline of the Beast
Route 666 = Way of the Beast
666 F = Oven temperature for roast Beast
666k = Retirement plan of the Beast
$666/hr = The lawyer of the Beast's billing rate
Lotus 6-6-6 = Spreadsheet of the Beast
i66686 = CPU of the Beast
665.9997856 = The Number of the Beast on a Pentium processor
666i = BMW of the Beast
DSM-666 (revised) = Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast
1232 Octal, Apt. 29A = Beast's hexed address

Further updates:

6.6.6.0= The class C subnet of the beast
www.cigarbid.com= The website of the beast

[Bkcloud114]

OMG !!!!!...... that means the world will end on:

06/06/06 @ 06:06:06

[Kenyth]

OMG !!!!!...... that means the world will end on:

06/06/06 @ 06:06:06

You know it! Truly you are wise! A prophet in these troubled times. Just like the little guys with the signs in the game Empire Earth! Tell us more oh wise oracle!


Anyway, the end is near! Smoke 'em if ya got 'em!