I am forming a new church, the Church of the Leaf. All are welcome. Our goal is to bring people closer to God by becoming to closer to nature and all its bounty. Affinity with plants and animals is encouraged, along with becoming closer to nature by communing with and consuming animal and plant products . We will be planning a trip to Cuba to proseltytize and show the way to true enlightenment and bliss and all members are welcome to come with me. Religious organizations are allowed to travel to Cuba so our trip will be OK with the powers-that-be as long as we apply in advance and get approval.

Join me in our efforts!!!