An open letter of apology

[illilli]

My mind is not capable of operating on a level where you ask for forgivness for not taking our advise. How does that work? "Mommy, I am sorry I touched the stove and burned the shit out of my fingers. You warned me it would be hot."...."Well, son, you learned a valuable lesson."

So, in the spirit of niceness that we all share here at Cigarsmokers, I forgive you; you have learned a valuable lesson. Please feel free to not take our advise as often as you want with similar results expected.

[Cigar Penguin]

You are forgiven.

[cigar no baka]

Well compared to some of the asshats who have been by here in the last year or so, you're don't have much to apologize for unless I'm missing something. May want to apologize to your wife though if yer married, because your pocketbook is about to take a major hit every month, but it's well worth it.

[Newfie]

SNIP.... May want to apologize to your wife though if yer married, ....snip.... but it's well worth it.

Can I have that in writing, on letterhead and notarized??

[WOXOF]

I'm assuming that next you're not going to listen to anybody when we tell you to go straight for a coolerdor. Hopefully you have learned your lesson before it was too late.

Congratulations on your growing stash of smokes! Now you have to send a fiver to everybody that welcomed you back into our little chunk of cyberspace.

Welcome back, everything will be o.k.

[cigar no baka]

Can I have that in writing, on letterhead and notarized??

Gladly, but no guarantees... your wife will likely disregard any statement made by a man.

[Newfie]

snip...your wife will likely disregard any statement made by a man.

You know my wife????

[cigar no baka]

You know my wife????

No but I like to think I know women fairly well.