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[ggiese]

Hey Drew...I see you're from Alberta.

Have you ever heard of Zanzibar? Are there any in Alberta? That's why my e-mail address is what it is. It's a strip club up in Winnipeg where I used to live. I had my first real cuban there. I just figured you'd have heard of it because there's not much else to do in your beautiful country besides watch grown men play hockey and watch grown women strip! Maybe your sister? ahaha

Take a fucking joke, you fucking butthead.

Basil's translator:

Hey, Drew - FUCK YOU!!! Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...

I like to hang out at nasty, smelly strip clubs - the nastier the better - and to make me feel REAL special I like to tell others that I saw their sister working as a stripper. It's a self-esteem issue, I know - but it sure makes me feel good!!! blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...

I like counterfeit Cuban cigars, because I have no idea what the difference is. Quite frankly, it doesn't really matter because I could care less as long as it stays lit! After all - a cigar is a cigar, right? blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...

...and I still don't want to be a part of any community except as a pariah. Getting close to individuals who are stand up is WAY too scary for me. I would rather insult, flame, be obnoxious and act like an ass. It's more in keeping with my personality... blah, blah, blah, blah, blah....

WOW!!! What a message in that post!!!

[PartagasGuy]

Actually, reading this has been a nice respite from the daily grind. This has been a lot of fun ripping and getting ripped on. I feel like I'm in high school again.

[Monk]

Actually, reading this has been a nice respite from the daily grind. This has been a lot of fun ripping and getting ripped on. I feel like I'm in high school again.

You probably are still in highschool based on the way you handle yourself.


-W.

[ggiese]

Actually, reading this has been a nice respite from the daily grind. This has been a lot of fun ripping and getting ripped on. I feel like I'm in high school again.

Basil translator:

I like watching soap opera's and Judge Judy - and in between commercials, I like to stir up shit... Makes me feel powerful!!! blah, blah, blah, blah

[PartagasGuy]

ggiese...now I know why you got the "member of the month" award. You're sweet sense of humor must have come from watching those same shows. Hey...does that award come with a certificate? Maybe if I stick around long enough, do you think I can get the same honor?

[PartagasGuy]

I've lived in your country and I've traveled it. I know your nation's history too. The only good things to come from there are Don Cherry and Alexander Keith's...so you too shut the fuck up.

[mauied1101]

I've lived in your country and I've traveled it. I know your nation's history too. The only good things to come from there are Don Cherry and Alexander Keith's...so you too shut the fuck up.

But what about Celine Dion? Did you forget dear Celine who has done so much for the world? Short term memory I see...

[Monk]

I've lived in your country and I've traveled it. I know your nation's history too. The only good things to come from there are Don Cherry and Alexander Keith's...so you too shut the fuck up.

I bet you're a fan of basketball or something.... goofball.

-W.

[PartagasGuy]

I've been to Maple Leaf Gardens for hockey games. I've been to the Molson Amphetheatre for concerts. I've been to the Italian part of Toronto for dinner. I loved it all. I hate basketball.

[Newfie]

I've lived in your country and I've traveled it. I know your nation's history too. The only good things to come from there are Don Cherry and Alexander Keith's...so you too shut the fuck up.

Jeezuz asswipe, make up your freekin mind. The first post about Canada was that skinny French wench (from a place you hate) was the only good thing to come out of Canada. This post, you forget about her, and move on to a loudmouth hockey wanna-be broadcaster and cheap Canadian beer (which, by the way is still better than the Mule Piss you probably drink) and then in a later post you are swooning over Winnipeg, Toronto (and a facility in that city you can't even fucking spell), PEI, Halifax, and how good all those places are!!

Face it asshole, you still don't know jack-shit. You're just another ignorant Redneck who hides behind a computer screen and shows off, talking big.

[mauied1101]

ggiese...now I know why you got the "member of the month" award. You're sweet sense of humor must have come from watching those same shows. Hey...does that award come with a certificate? Maybe if I stick around long enough, do you think I can get the same honor?

Sure you can have a certificate. Post your address and we'll send you all the certificates you want to match your University of Phoenix one. Probably printed on the same paper stock too...

[PartagasGuy]

Go pick up a hooker on M-street. There's nothing else to do in DC, is there? Oh wait, you can smoke crack with your mayor. That's always fun.

[mauied1101]

Go pick up a hooker on M-street. There's nothing else to do in DC, is there? Oh wait, you can smoke crack with your mayor. That's always fun.

got any recommendations? and, fyi dumbass - Barry's not the mayor anymore - he's a councilman - looks like your information on DC is as good as your information on Canada. Don't they teach you history and politics in high school? oh wait... correspondence school?