On the upside, they did take something.

The first time my car was broken into NOTHING was stolen.
Apparently, nothing in my car was worth stealing...
Even the cop laughed about that one.

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The second time, they actually stole my stereo. That at least gave me some gratification.

Funny thing is, the meter maids were putting flyers on everyone's windshields about how to avoid having your car broken into.

The cop didn't get the irony.