When I was working in South Providence, there was this one lunch place we used to go to all most every day. It was also frequented by two of the local bicycle cops. One day, this guy comes in visibly drunk and starts harrassing people. The two cops LEAP out of their seats, forcibly remove him from the building, and go right back to lunch. :)

Kenyth, next time you get cute girls in tight clothes selling mens magazines, send them my way!