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  1. 05-08-2006, 06:04 PM #1
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    y'know what? Just fucking shut up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by basil
    y'know what? Just fucking shut up.
    I think what Basil means is that this isn't a department store or library - don't come in asking questions before saying "Hi, I am <blank>. I like <blank>. I am asking this question because of <blank>."

    Then again... that was Basil being subtle... so he might have meant what he said...
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    Something tells me honas will be smoked to the nub...
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    Quote Originally Posted by cigarsarge
    Something tells me honas will be smoked to the nub...
    lmfao!! where are we gonna get a clip big enough??
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    Actually, at the Land of Lincoln herf this past year they had stainless steel surgical clamps (hemostats) on all the tables which I assume were to be used as a cigar roach clip...
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    Put it in your pipe & smoke it! LOL, seen it done. :)
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    Wouldn't a clothes pin work for robusto sizes and smaller? Ooooh, even better, a cedar clothes pin. Time to go to the patent office. I bet I could fetch 30 bucks each for these on Cbid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ggiese
    Actually, at the Land of Lincoln herf this past year they had stainless steel surgical clamps (hemostats) on all the tables which I assume were to be used as a cigar roach clip...
    I have a pair that I "found" that are 18 inches long...Had my wife run em through the autoclave at her work. I keep em in the kitchen drawer. They come in handy for all kinds things.

    Did you know if you grab your wife by the upper lip with them she will follow you where ever you want to go.
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    Didn't Klem Kadiddlehopper stab the nub with a toothpick?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cigarsarge
    Did you know if you grab your wife by the upper lip with them she will follow you where ever you want to go.

    Just tried it, Ken...
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    You all are whacked!
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    Quote Originally Posted by honashagen
    You all are whacked!
    Nice first post Pal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Newfie
    Nice first post Pal.
    Actually that's his 3rd post. The 1st two were under the handle honas.
    But, I get the feeling he thinks we're not trying to answer his question. I think we've offered some rather good options, actually.
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    Are we sure it is his first post? Honashagen, any relation to the thread starter- Honas?
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    Quote Originally Posted by honashagen
    You all are whacked!



    hey!!!....look what i found....it's honashagen's sense of humor.......would you like it back before you leave us??......
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    Quote Originally Posted by honashagen
    You all are whacked!
    The person who started this thread is whacked - why would anyone ask a question like that unless they wanted to get some whacked answers...
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    Silly roach smoker, this board's not for kids!


    No one want's to nub a White Owl anyway.


    Take your Phillies and go home.............


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