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  1. 05-22-2006, 06:29 PM #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by gpghosts
    its harder then heck to get a job

    Shags reply: Get ya some kneepads and open wide!
    Fluffer?
    In spite of all evidence to the contrary, the entire universe is composed of only two basic substances: Magic and bullshit.
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    Quantity Surveyor

    (never worked out what one does but sounds insulting )
    I thought it was a tampon joke!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Desert Rat
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    Nobody yet.......
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    cigarsarge is cheating he had two guesses in one day!






    http://www.cmt.com/videos/eric-churc...le-smoke.jhtml?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cinda
    cigarsarge is cheating he had two guesses in one day!
    SNITCH !!!!!



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    I'm not big on doing reviews, tobacco doesn't taste like "cocoa" or "nutty" or "mocha" to me, it tastes like freakin' TOBACCO. I know what I like and I really don't care what other people think of other cigars. I've never read a review and said to myself "Wow, that sounds like a cigar I'd like to try!"
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    Programmer?
    Look at that... I plumb got myself 5 raisins and 7 termites.
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    *Shrugs* Doctor?
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    Chicken Sexer

    This is a real job title. A chicken sexer sorts through baby chicks to determine if they are male or female, and then segregate them.

    OR

    Skull Grinder

    Ceans ear and nose passages of brained pig heads

    OR

    End Frazer

    Operates machinery used in manufacturer of stems for smoking pipes
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    Quote Originally Posted by SmokinDVM
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    Clarify please...

    This One

    Or

    This One
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shagaroo
    Clarify please...

    This One

    Or

    This One
    I'm using a friends computer, and now he's looking over my shoulder wondering why I was looking at dildos...thanks.
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    Accountant?
    There's only two kinds of cigars, the kind you like and the kind you don't.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thepyrofish
    I'm using a friends computer, and now he's looking over my shoulder wondering why I was looking at dildos...thanks.
    Wink at him.....



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