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    Quote Originally Posted by ggiese

    George thats gross as hell!! Almost made me lose my dinner!
    There's only two kinds of cigars, the kind you like and the kind you don't.

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    graphic designer!

    advertising associate/executive

    elephant trainer
    Look at that... I plumb got myself 5 raisins and 7 termites.

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    Electrical Engineer

    Criminologist

    Hall Monitor

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    slackers... Has nothing to do with law enforcement, finance or livestock.

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    Circus Clown
    Beautician
    NBA All-star with Escalade and rims
    "If you look for truth, you may find comfort in the end; if you look for comfort you will not get either comfort or truth only soft soap and wishful thinking to begin, and in the end, despair." -C.S. Lewis, Mere Christianity

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    Hospital Administrator

    Carnival sideshow

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    Quote from Jethro:

    "I can't decide whether I want to be a Nuclear Physicist or a Fry Cook!"



    My third guess is "Specimen Extraction Specialist" for the local breeding kennels?


    Quote from Ron White:

    "Then the vet asked me if I wanted to watch. That way I could do it myself at home and just bring the sperm in. I said, 'That's OK, you go ahead. He follows me around too much as it is already!'"
    "some people are like slinkies, they're not really good for anything but they can bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." –Unknown


    "He did for bullshit what Stonehenge did for rocks." -Cecil Adams

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