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    Quote Originally Posted by Kenyth
    Ummmm.......dude..

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    Nice one, except wouldn't he actually need to hear my voice before making such a claim?

    However, I have no doubt that toasty is an expert in prepubescent male singers. It's an rrw thing.

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    Abu al-Zarqawi died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He
    slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy
    the nation I helped conceive!"

    Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You
    wanted to end our liberties but you failed!"

    James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is
    why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

    Thomas Jefferson was next, beat al-Zarqawi with a long cane and
    snarled "It was Evil men like you who inspired me to write the
    Declaration of Independence."

    The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe
    and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist
    Leader.

    As al-Zarqawi lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared.
    Al-Zarqawi wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."

    The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting
    for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by SmokinDVM
    Nice one, except wouldn't he actually need to hear my voice before making such a claim?

    However, I have no doubt that toasty is an expert in prepubescent male singers. It's an rrw thing.
    Yeah, I've heard enough lefties bitch and moan that I'm able to tell what they sound like just off what they type. Okay, I'm dropping this thread from my subscribe list. This is cigarsmokers.com, not itshappening.com and I'm done with the politic thing here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by toasty
    Yeah, I've heard enough lefties bitch and moan that I'm able to tell what they sound like just off what they type. Okay, I'm dropping this thread from my subscribe list. This is cigarsmokers.com, not itshappening.com and I'm done with the politic thing here.



    he says while stomps his feet in anger....all the while wondering why nobody likes his hero...george the shrub.....


    i guess you told us,toasty...

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    It seems the righties are the ones who always cut and run. But, when you're defending an indefensible position, something they're experienced at, what else can they do?

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    Tell that to Scotty, aka Scroto, a big lefty who finally cut and run after he was handed his ass wrecked and bleeding, eh Bill?
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    Quote Originally Posted by cigar no baka
    Tell that to Scotty, aka Scroto, a big lefty who finally cut and run after he was handed his ass wrecked and bleeding, eh Bill?
    Don't know a scroto.

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